Brainwave Bibliophile Gifts

"These voices in your head...I'm going to have to bill you for them as well."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Bright Idea

Paul Ree

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Small child checks out a book.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Head full of Books.