Brainwave Enthusiasts Gifts

'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Bright Idea

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The next wave

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Brain Sunrise

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Stinging Bee

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

Moses during his Part The Waves Tour 400bc

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

Brain Check

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Beehive

Noam Chomsky

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

We Can Deprogram Racists

'...and now I've told you all the ways you can contact us at the BBC, I'm afraid we have no time left for the programme...'

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

Punching Thoughts