Brainwave Surfer Gifts

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Bertie, may I bounce something off you?'

Bright Idea

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Music Freak.

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

Brain Sunrise

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Rock & Roll

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Cow Sonar

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Didgeridoos

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Brain Check

Surfin' the web.

The reception here is awful!

"Did you hear something?"

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

Bruce Springsteen