Brainwave Surfer Gifts

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Bertie, may I bounce something off you?'

Bright Idea

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Rock & Roll

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

Music Freak.

Brain Sunrise

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Cow Sonar

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Didgeridoos

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

The reception here is awful!

Brain Check

Surfin' the web.

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'