Blind Quester Pillows

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'