Blankie Enthusiast Gifts

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Electric Blanket.

Tiger Costume

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

David Bowie

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Cool bling bro!"

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Bling Bling.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

William Blake.

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'