Blake Enthusiast Gifts

William Blake.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Skate Bored

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"You're pathetic."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Who's going to carve?"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Come on, boy!"

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"Since I'm here so often, and you're redecorating, my favorite color is blue."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

I Love Baldies.