Black Sheep In The Family Gifts

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Static cling."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'We'll take it!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A cow ventriloquist.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Sheepdog Security

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Lambo

God builds the first lawn mower.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

The Bleat Boys

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'That's all you care? The first time you see me sheared you want out?'

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

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