Black Sheep In The Family Pillows

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Static cling."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'We'll take it!'

A cow ventriloquist.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Sheepdog Security

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

God builds the first lawn mower.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Lambo

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Billy was conflicted and confused.

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

The Bleat Boys

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

My feet were cold.

'That's all you care? The first time you see me sheared you want out?'