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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

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Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gulliver's other travels.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Louisa May Alcott

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

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Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

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