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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Gulliver's other travels.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

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"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Other Fiction

Keri Hulme

Louisa May Alcott

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Spiv

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."