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Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'I'm sorry but Mr. Williams is out of the office, getting more biscotti.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Tension filled the tent.

French wine

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cake Friday!

Italia tours

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Cheese

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'It's all homemade.'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."