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"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

Any time is cake o'clock

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

American style Greek cafe.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Baking

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"