Birthday Wish List Curator Gifts

"What I'd like for my birthday. Please listen carefully as my menu has changed..."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Balloon Surprise

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

Birth Cake

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

The first birthday gift.

Gaetono Donizetti

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60