Birthday Wish List Curator Mugs

"What I'd like for my birthday. Please listen carefully as my menu has changed..."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60