Birthday Humor Collector Mugs

"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Biliard Enthusiast

"Paper or plastic?"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Happy Birthday!

The First Black Friday

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

Misfortune cookies

Happy birthday to you!

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

How about my dinner?

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Sixty

Your DNA on a Stick