Birthday Party Survivor T-Shirts

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

Children playing games

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Cinéma Vérité

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Mouse with a cat cake.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"OK, now what?"

I love bathtime.

Children playing in the street

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Swinging on the Chandelier

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'