Birthday Party Survivor Gifts

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Big Bang Theory.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Children playing games

Bee costume

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

"Don't go in there!!"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Cinéma Vérité

"OK, now what?"

I love bathtime.

Happy birthday Darling!

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Pinata good bags.

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Children playing in the street

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Swinging on the Chandelier