Birthday Party Savant Gifts

"If Susan's birthday party is dull, James, leave it that way."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Big Bang Theory.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Children playing games

Bee costume

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Don't go in there!!"

Cinéma Vérité

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Mouse with a cat cake.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

I love bathtime.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."