Birthday Party Savant T-Shirts

"If Susan's birthday party is dull, James, leave it that way."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Children playing games

Bee costume

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Cinéma Vérité

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

I love bathtime.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet