Birthday Bucketeer T-Shirts

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

The little engine that delegated

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Birth Cake

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"