Birthday Bucketeer Gifts

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

The little engine that delegated

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"It makes you look old."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Pinata good bags.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Football party

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Celebration in operating theatre.