Bird Hospital Explorer T-Shirts

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Hospital Departments

DNA doctor

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Cardiac day patients?"

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

Surgical Operation.

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

'Actually, it's a quite routine operation -- would you like to make it more interesting?'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

"Actually, what doesn't kill you just raises the cost of everyone's insurance"

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"One minute I was CEO the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

'My husband was recently admitted. Can you direct me to the hypochondria department?'

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"I'm going to ask you a series of scary questions. When I'm done, let's see if you can guess why I'm asking them."

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

"Mr. Simpson, a doctor type will see you now."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

'Now turn your head to the left and cough up your medical card.'

Hospital Directory: You are supposed to be here.