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Animal Hospital.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Buddhist photo albums,

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Anatomy.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

Wanted dog! reward!

Canine Tours

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'I did you one better!'

"All we need now is a really strong squirrel to give us a push."

Zoo dentist.

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Seated Elephant