"We must be in the wrong wing."
Bird Hospital Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the bird hospital explorer in your life? Whether they’re a dedicated bird watcher, a creative healer, or a curious nature lover, our unique products celebrate their passion for avian health and wildlife rescue. Inspire their love of caring for birds with thoughtful, fun items that highlight their adventurous spirit and compassion. These gifts are ideal for any bird enthusiast who relishes exploration and making a difference in the lives of our feathered friends.
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"Do you think the birds like me?"
'Does this get me a purple heart?'
"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."
Hospital Departments
DNA doctor
'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?
Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
"Cardiac day patients?"
Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.
'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'
"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."
Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'
'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'
'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'
Surgical Operation.
A&E Department: "Take a seat!"
'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'
'Actually, it's a quite routine operation -- would you like to make it more interesting?'
'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'
"One minute I was CEO the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."
"Actually, what doesn't kill you just raises the cost of everyone's insurance"
Third-Floor Rapunzel
Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.
Unsuitable hospital reading material.
'My husband was recently admitted. Can you direct me to the hypochondria department?'
Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.
"I'm going to ask you a series of scary questions. When I'm done, let's see if you can guess why I'm asking them."
Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine
"Mr. Simpson, a doctor type will see you now."
The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein
'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'
'Now turn your head to the left and cough up your medical card.'
Hospital Directory: You are supposed to be here.
Bird Hospital Explorer Gifts Collection
Bird Hospital Explorer Mugs
Discover our range of bird hospital explorer mugs—quirky, inspiring designs that make every sip special. Perfect for brightening their morning routine.
Bird Hospital Explorer Pillows
Find the perfect pillow! Our bird hospital explorer collection offers cozy, charming designs that bring warmth and personality to any space in their home.
Bird Hospital Explorer Prints
Decorate with purpose—browse our bird hospital explorer prints that celebrate bird rescue, care, and adventure, inspiring their love for wildlife every day.
Bird Hospital Explorer T-Shirts
Explore our bird hospital explorer t-shirts—fun and meaningful designs that let them wear their passion proudly while embracing their love of discovery.