Bipartisanship Observer Pillows

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Midterm election s results

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

The Art of the Possible

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Cornucopia of guns

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Facebook in Crisis

Peace at last !

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Austerity Egg Hunt.

The Establishment Election

"Vote for me!"