Bipartisanship Advocate Pillows

Democrats and Republicans Working Together.

'Made for listening.'

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Farewell Donald

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Impotent Democracy

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

The Art of the Possible

Vote for Brown

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Democratic Reform in Russia

Give Up

Not many votes here.

EU Polling Station

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

King Trump

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Hong Kong honeymoon over.

"Total authority"

"What Cherry tree?"