Bipartisanship Pillows

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

You can't come out...

Congress Some Assembly Required

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

Politically Homeless

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Art of the Possible

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"In a bi-partisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed 'United States of America' to just 'States of America.'"

'Made for listening.'

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

GOP tent door

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."

Democrats and Republicans Working Together.

'You're putting politics ahead of the people!'

'Haw! Loser!!'

Senator Olympia Snowe, Washington's Power Person of the Month.

"That nearly spells 'Democrat'! We can't have any of that!"

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

Bridging the Partisan Divide

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