Bipartisanship T-Shirts

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

We're the Conserva-teases!

You can't come out...

Congress Some Assembly Required

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

Politically Homeless

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Art of the Possible

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"In a bi-partisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed 'United States of America' to just 'States of America.'"

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

If We Did Other Things The Way That We Vote

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

'Made for listening.'

GOP tent door

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'

Every Vote Counts, Unless You Mean "Every Vote" Actually

"That nearly spells 'Democrat'! We can't have any of that!"

Senator Olympia Snowe, Washington's Power Person of the Month.

Democrats and Republicans Working Together.

"You're still here. So much for wishes."