Bipartisanship Devotee T-Shirts

'You're putting politics ahead of the people!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

DUNVOTIN

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Hug

The Art of the Possible

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

'Made for listening.'

Give Me Hope

Congress Some Assembly Required

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"In a bi-partisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed 'United States of America' to just 'States of America.'"

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

George W. Bush.

Calvin Coolidge

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."