Bipartisanship Devotee Gifts

'You're putting politics ahead of the people!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

DUNVOTIN

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

The Hug

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Art of the Possible

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Dumocrats

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

Such an Important Election. But Why?

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Made for listening.'

Give Me Hope

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"In a bi-partisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed 'United States of America' to just 'States of America.'"

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Congress Some Assembly Required

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

Steve Bannon

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

Us Dictatorships Have To Stick Together

George W. Bush.

Biden or Bust