Bipartisanship Believer Gifts

The Art of the Possible

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Congress Some Assembly Required

"In a bi-partisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed 'United States of America' to just 'States of America.'"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

'Made for listening.'

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

After George Orwell

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Virtual Money?

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

"Nobody understands me!"

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."