Bipartisan Buddy Gifts

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

BOO MOO!

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Who are you?

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Be gentle with me!'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

Congress Some Assembly Required

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

'Made for listening.'

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

Adventure

Mild in the Streets

"Every time we say we will uphold precedent, Trump tweets he wants us to uphold the president."

Democrats and Republicans Working Together.

Senator Olympia Snowe, Washington's Power Person of the Month.

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."

Fourmorward: Obama wins!

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