Bipartisan Buddy Mugs

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

BOO MOO!

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

Who are you?

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'Be gentle with me!'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

Congress Some Assembly Required

'Made for listening.'

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

Mild in the Streets

Adventure

"Every time we say we will uphold precedent, Trump tweets he wants us to uphold the president."

Fourmorward: Obama wins!

Politically Homeless

Democrats and Republicans Working Together.

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."