Bipartisan Believer Mugs

"Personally, I think there are better ways to bring us together..."

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Confusionism'

The Art of the Possible

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"In a bi-partisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed 'United States of America' to just 'States of America.'"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

Congress Some Assembly Required

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

'Made for listening.'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

'You're putting politics ahead of the people!'

Hay-loes

You can't come out...

Senator Olympia Snowe, Washington's Power Person of the Month.