Biomechanics Pillows

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Walking Luggage.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Powerful Love.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."