Biomechanics Mugs

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Muscles

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Powerful Love.

Drool Marks

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Walking Luggage.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'He's maturing early.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."