Automechanic Mugs

Remember Please Drive Carelessly

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Drool Marks

Walking Luggage.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.