Biological Thinker T-Shirts

Intelligent Design and Not So Intelligent Design.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Math Dreams

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Scientists are sexy

Chiller Theatre