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'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

"Defunding increases aggression."

'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

"The applications are limitless."

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'So you didn't win the Nobel Prize, but aren't you happy of one of your former students did?'

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme: One of these is an acronym for an emergency government scientific advisory group that practices herb immunity.

Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

" I think we need to understand the dynamics of what's actually happening here"

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Universe Is Expanding.

James Chadwick

Smart Kangaroos

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"His is a thought experiment."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'