Biological Thinker Prints

Intelligent Design and Not So Intelligent Design.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Good game."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Math Dreams

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.