Biologists T-Shirts

'We've created a teenager!'

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

'Prey has such negative connotations. I'd like to think of us as crucial links in the web of life...'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Microbiology lab.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Lab safety rule no. 1...Do not drink substances to determine if they are poisonous.

Charles Darwin

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Well, we got the grant."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!