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"You slept with her, didn't you?"

When the predator becomes the prey.

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"It's all yours."

The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

DNA Analysis.

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

You are here.

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.

I love Science.

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

"Bring me a stem cell."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

DNA Testing

How life on Earth really got its start.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Dog forced to return bone

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Man with tiny net peers through microscope.