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'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Young Frankenstein"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'