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'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Young Frankenstein"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Why do they do that?"