Organ T-Shirts

'I'm organic.'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"Morning, all!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

What My Day Feels Like

Organization is not rocket science!

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'