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'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Let's get organized

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Interior design trends for parents....

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Morning, all!"

"I didn't spark joy."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."