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It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

Scientist discover a new superbug

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

Tough germ.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Bacterial Culture

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'It was getting mouldy, so I threw it out.'

Germs in a hospital ward.

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

'There are millions of bacteria in your intestines, anyway. What harm could one or two more do?'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

New - anaerobic organisms in air-tight containers.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Ever killed a man?"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

'Superbug' still mutating?