Biodegradable Buddy Gifts

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'You reek of crackers.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'It's your round.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

BOO MOO!

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."