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"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Battleship Bingo Night.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Bingo Addicts...

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

James Bond: The Cutback Years

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Conference Bingo

Life bingo

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

"At one point last month, while doing a crossword puzzle, a full five minutes went by where I didn't think about Bingo!. . . This sign ought to take care of that!"

"Never bring a dog inside named 'Bingo'."

'They should rename this place 'Colditz with Bingo'.'

"Baldo, I'm walking to the church...it's bingo night!"