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'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Battleship Bingo Night.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Bingo Addicts...

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

James Bond: The Cutback Years

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

Conference Bingo

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Life bingo

"Bongo! I have bongo, Your Excellency. My entire people have bingo."

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"Baldo, I'm walking to the church...it's bingo night!"

"At one point last month, while doing a crossword puzzle, a full five minutes went by where I didn't think about Bingo!. . . This sign ought to take care of that!"

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

'They should rename this place 'Colditz with Bingo'.'

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"I've got my lucky gnomes to get me through!"