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"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."

'you try playing Bingo every day on what Social Security pays!

"Of course I'm voting! Men and women died for my right to vote! It's my civic duty! My right as a tax-paying American! I shall not be denied! My vote is my voice! Unless there's bingo...I need to check my calendar."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Battleship Bingo Night.

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Bingo Addicts...

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

WWE Chess

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

James Bond: The Cutback Years

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'