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'Oh, good - nothing prohibiting bingo!'

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

'BINGO!' 'Please don't! That's 3 games in a row I'm off by 1 number!' ' Stop, Ruby! This is a friendly game!'

Bingo night.

'They're trying to attract more male players!'

'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Scientist with 'bingo' out tray (which is empty).

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Midlife Madness

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'

'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"

"I specifically heard you say, "Ruby, can you please go out and walk the dog?. . ."

Life bingo

"Listen up, you wretched little gnomes! I want you to focus now, okay?! Fo-cus!!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"You know?! It's really not that complicated!"

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

"... And then he said: 'You'll go to bingo over my dead body'."

"I've got my lucky gnomes to get me through!"

"Quick, phone Doctor's Orders, three times!"

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"B-14!. . . B. . . Uh, excuse me. . . Nellie?! Would you care to step up here and share your 'bile duct' problems with the rest of the group?!"

"I can't believe Great Abuelita Zoraida sent me $300 to buy a plane ticket to visit her! Where does she get all this money?"

"These three tables are hers. They don't call her 'Caffeine Katie' for nothing!"

"bingo, dear! He called out Bingo! Not Bimbo!"

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

"Lord, if they call 'N4,' I promise to give the church half my winnings."